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- Agora?
- é, ué? Esquenta..
- Tá, vamo alí e depois vamos..


Fomos...tomamos um, duas.

Chegou o casal:

- Hey, esse povo é muito enrolado.
- é demais..

sentaram......mais uma breja.

Chega a complexada.

- To vendo que a Sara vai causar hoje na balada...
- ha ha ha...

Chega a bocuda:

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- ha ha ha..
- Eu queria ir nessa balada só pra saber, se pegar vai apaixonar.
- ha ha ha....Ow, para de besteira, vamos aí...
- eu não tenho nome na lista.
- agora tem, Ilderlange Cardoso (com todo respeito).
- nem fudendo...

Pagamos....Saímos....Fomos ao encontro do possuidor do monza. Entramos no carro dele, e fomos pra casa da lesada.

tic, tac, tic, tac, tic, tac, tic, tac, tic, tac... gritamos...ela ficou puta, mas desceu. Trocamos mais meia dúzia de palavras e fomos. Eu entrei no carro do possuidor do monza com a complexada e o mochila verde. O casal e a lesada no outro.

Andamos 2 minutos, voltamos...a lesada esqueceu a câmera...meia hora depois...

No caminho ouvimos Malhação Internacional dos anos de 2000 (ou 1,ou 2, ou 3), cantamos todas, a complexada rachando. De repente mochila verde da uma "tirada", complexada entra em estado de suicídio e para de falar com todo mundo.

Chegamos no lugar...Bebíamos, enquanto um japonês chega e dá um soco em um narigudo ao nosso lado. Logo depois vai embora, o narigudo sangra, sangra, sangra, sangra. Pegou em cheio. Fui eu no restaurante buscar papel pra ele se enxugar.

- Olha pra cima.
- Mano, o que aconteceu?
- Não sei, o maluco chegou e me deu um soco.
- Você xavecou a mina dele?
- Não, eu tava de boa...

Chegam os amigos...juntos!

- Mano, onde vocês estavam?
- Porra, fomos dar um mijão..
- Mas porque vocês foram em dupla?

Entramos.. A lesada esqueceu a câmara que demoramos meia hora pra pegar....lesada!

Lounge bombando, conversas, conversas...
Pista, abusrda. O preço absurdo, 7 e 50 uma lata de itaipava, 10 uma de smirnoff ice, 13 um energetico puro.... Bebemos pouco....dançamos.

Rachamos o bico..
O casal brigou,
a complexada foi arrogante,
a lesada arranjou um "remember"
o possuidor do monza diz que se deu bem
o mochila verdade dançou e levou bota
eu zerei mas me diverti muito.

aliás, zerar??? se pans não zerei não....

"AAAAAAAAI SE EU TE PEGO....LOOK OUT"

MacDonald's, comemos, alguns dormiram, outros cagaram, voltamos....

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O Possuidor do Monza deu exatos 2 beijos de língua de aproximadamente 35 segundos cada, em uma menina da qual ele não lembra o nome. Só. É pouco pra afirmar que ele "se deu bem".

Mas a companhia e o astral é que fizeram valer a pena.

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Groupon employs a big amount of copywriters who draft descriptions for the special discounts showcased by e-mail and on the website. Groupon's marketing text for the 'deals' has been observed as a contributing factor to the recognition of the world wide web internet site, that includes a unique mix of substantial easy fact-examining and witty humor.

Owing to Groupon's market getting largely composed of feminine buyers, the special discounts are frequently focused on the wellness, bodily physical fitness and attractiveness marketplaces.

There are likely problems with the organization style. For illustration, a effective offer could swiftly swamp a little group with way as well a lot of shoppers, jeopardizing a likelihood that clients will be dissatisfied, or that there won't be enough item to satisfy up with the want. Hole, a substantial clothes retailer, was prepared to deal with 445,000 price cut coupon codes in a nationwide offer (despite the fact that it experienced server problems at 1 level), but a smaller company could turn into abruptly flooded with clients. A single particular espresso shop in Portland, Oregon struggled with an increase in clients for a few months, when it promoted around to 1,000 Groupons on the a one functioning working day it was supplied, according to one report. In reaction to comparable problems, Groupon officers condition that 'deal' subscriptions ought to be capped in progress to a affordable range.

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